December 2010
“You can lick my ear.”
– “You can lick my ear. You can lick my brother’s ear. You lick my dad’s ear? You a hoe.”
- cousins
Aunt: Jacob, you cannot take out hookers. You're grounded.
Jake: Why would I take them outside?
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“Life on a lifeboat isn’t much of a life. It is like an end game in chess, a game...”
– Yann Martel, Life of Pi, (217)
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badtothebinding:
whatupwithtthat:
EVERY...
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Travis: ax men is on
Me: you can't be a lumberjack right now
Travis: to catch a predator is on
Me: you can't be a crab fisherman right now
Travis: can, I be both? but to catch a predator is about pedophiles
Me: lol ohh I was thinking deadliest catch. I love to catch a predator! either way they're catching crabs. am I right?
PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.
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I went to the ferry in my onesie. And then as a...
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if this were a perfect world, i'd have superpowers...
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“If you don’t get a good night kiss, you get Kafka dreams.”
– Hobbes
pygmygeek:
Little Lion Man / Mumford and Sons
100 Abandoned Houses →
remiboncoeur:
This is difficult to describe.
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I don't know why I go on facebook any more. ...