December 2011
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I'm a vegetarian making chicken dinner for my Dad,
He’s on a high protein no carb/sugar diet for his PET scan tomorrow.
And I’ve never really cooked meat before, and I don’t want it to be bad because he’s already grumpy from not eating today. The man LIVES off Red Bull and pizza. This is cruel and unusual.
And I tried getting a head start on Christmas cookies that he could eat tomorrow, but it turns out my mom hard-boiled...
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I always start random projects at like 2am
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columbiauniversity:
James Cameron re-releasing Titanic in 4D. The audience literally drowns at the end
To be honest, I’d still see it.
A spider laid eggs in my nose
Well, I just told that to my mom to be a smartass. But now I’m like really, really paranoid about it.
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I wish Jeopardy was on Netflix
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What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...
– Sylvia Plath
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